Comment on the size of a man’s penis and it’s a low blow and a stab at his masculinity. Comment on the size of a woman’s anything and it’s a social norm.
baby are you a time traveler because you’re such a misogynist i feel like i’m in 1932
do the thing shameless get rid of terry literally no one likes him
merlin really takes “undressing him with his eyes” to a whole new level
"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"
shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall